No More Blogging

So as far as I can tell, I am completely done with this blog, because I no longer have English 101. I honestly never understood the point of this, but if it’s for a grade, I might as well do it. I mean that nobody is reading this. I’m almost 100% sure that the only person who has even read this thing is me. I probably would delete this, but I don’t know if I will need this for a later class, since I have speech next semester. Well goodbye nobody. Have fun doing absolutely nothing.

p.s. I don’t hate all people. Just the stupid ones. I’m part of the 1%.

Things I want, but will never happen

There is a lot of things I would love to have, or have made. Things that should be made instead of new twilight movies and more justin beiber albums. So basically if your a girl I’m saying its your fault.

I wish they would make a Killer Instinct vs. Mortal Kombat video game. If you don’t know what they are, good. Fu*k you.

I wish there were more hats that I like.

I wish I could have ice-cream that never melts.

I wish they made a pill that made everything taste like bacon. I wonder what bacon would taste like. Superbacon.

I wish people would shut the hell up and become capable of a basic conversation. Basically, I’m pretty sure that anyone with an IQ of 80 or lower should be sent to an island, so they could live out the rest of thier stupid, stupid, lives watching Jersey Shore, and working out.

Blogging and Things I Hate (Cloths)

So, I’m supposed to start this blog thing. I have no idea how to blog. I’ve never even thought to blog. Blog is a weird word. Anyway, I have to write about things that interest me. The problem is, not much interests me. Certain books and movies I guess, but who really cares about that except me? Not you. So I’m going to tell you about what pisses me off in this world.  There’s a good chance that things you do or say will be mentioned. If you have a problem, you can take suggestions and shove them.

First off, I hate 90% of styles that people wear. Most of the time it just looks like people are too lazy to wear anything that might require more than a minute of actual work. For instance, I hate girls that wear a t-shirt and sweat pants in public. It makes me think that you are not a clean person, and you are too lazy to take a shower. So, you smell. I, also, hate people that wear socks with sandals. They cancel each other out. So, your dumb. I hate people who wear shorts and a sweat shirt. I hate that. I hate people that wear extremely baggy pants. I like my pants to fit. I don’t like feeling like my pants are trying to escape. I hate people that leave stickers on their starter hats, or whatever. I don’t care if it’s an official hat of starter. I really don’t. I really, really, don’t. I hate when women wear pants with the word “juicy” on the back. What does that even mean? It makes me think that you have a problem, and should see a doctor.

Well, that’s most of the cloths I hate, in a nutshell. Honestly, these are only my opinions. Feel free to wear anything you want, you lazy bum.

That completes my first blog for class. I hate blogging for class, but that’s a later blog.